Can you make me XYZ?
Sure, I charge $25 an hour + supplies and you’ll have to fit into my deadline projects right now (See the current projects page).
Can you “Help” me make XYZ? I don’t know what I want, but I think you could figure it out for me.
Young SCAdian, I cannot choose what will make you happy. I’m merely here to provide historically accurate or inspired options and advice. You must choose and sew on your own or pay me. Advice is free, but I am not your sewing strumpet.
When did you learn it was a bad idea to sass Knights/MODs/Laurels/Pels/Royalty?
NEVER. I WILL SASS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. THIS IS THE HILL I WILL LITERALLY DIE ON. YOU’RE NOT THE POPE OF ME.
When do you sleep?
At night. Sometimes. Sometimes I take a cat nap at lunch. Or during court if there’s a willing friend who is ok with me drooling on their shoulder.
What else do you do?
I am an adult with a full time job and a cat. I’m also active volunteering with the local running club, supporting the local coffee and pizza economy, and fighting with swords. I have plots for 18th century clothing and an Edwardian dress and vague plans for a 1880s dress. In addition, I am an expert at making funny faces.